Welcome to the world.

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

retroheavy:

aku illustration I did.

retroheavy:

aku illustration I did.

death-by-lulz:

awesomephilia:
My life since joining tumblr
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

awesomephilia:

My life since joining tumblr

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

inkfromtheoctopus:

shruggingmidnights:

dieselcreek:

destroy-the-machines:

latenightalaska:

no-thing-is-real:

razorshapes:

Henry Hargreaves - No Seconds (2012) - photos documenting the last meals that were served to inmates on death row

wow

this is the coolest fucking thing

I like how some guys are like declining meals and one of them is just “yeah I’ll have lobster and steak and I’ll watch LoTR while I’m eating it”

the guy who watched LoTR also died by firing squad. I didn’t realize they did that shit so recently.

This is art.

Can we take a moment to note the fact that mint chocolate chip ice cream is enjoyed by a man with 168 counts of murder on his head (aka: an American terrorist that denoted a bomb in the 1990s)?  

Also, all of these are correct.  I made sure to check before posting.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset

Well…Yeah so this happened

[11:37:26 AM] Friend: Or maybe I should just talk to my doctor >.>

[11:46:55 AM] Friend: I think playing some overly cute game will help

[11:47:31 AM] Me: No, talk to THE Doctor doih

[11:47:54 AM] Friend: Doctor who?

[11:49:13 AM] Me: Doih

[11:50:21 AM] Friend: Doctor Doih?

[11:57:32 AM] Me: -shakes his head-Nein

[12:02:12 PM] Friend: I am lost >.<

[12:02:31 PM] Me: You said the answer already

[12:03:11 PM] Friend: Which doctor?

[12:03:57 PM] Me: Uhhh..ANy of them, from the first to the twelth(sp on this word)

[12:04:24 PM | Edited 12:04:42 PM] Friend: What? There are more than 12 doctors in this world (I hope)

[12:04:36 PM] Me: world*

[12:04:46 PM] Me: and wow…really Christie? Really?

[12:05:16 PM] Friend: Well, I know it’s obvious that there are more than 12. You are just confusing me

nakoninja:

 

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck